Sunday, 20 April 2008

Separated at birth?

What do you think?

Benny from the Vatican...


And Genial Harry Grout, of HM Slade Prison...


?


Sunday, 16 March 2008

Why you should use Python

From http://docs.python.org/tut/node3.html:

"By the way, the language is named after the BBC show ``Monty Python's Flying Circus'' and has nothing to do with nasty reptiles. Making references to Monty Python skits in documentation is not only allowed, it is encouraged!"


Why? Because she's a fucking princess, that's why!

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Spotlight is CPU hog in Leopard

There was a time on Tiger when the Spotlight indexer processes (mdimport) would run nicely in the background and relinquish CPU cycles to anything else; you would hardly know they were there.

On Leopard now,  Spotlight appears to have been completely re-written and certainly does produce search results a lot faster than Tiger, but it does so at the expense of hogging your CPU(s) in an effort to get the indexing done (which are mdworker processes now). mds is a bit of hog too.

It took about 20 minutes to install the Office update, and it started a couple of minutes just before the Time Machine backup kicked off.  Coupled with the Spotlight indexing going on in the background as well (which didn't totally calm down until about half an hour after the install finished), made for a slightly unresponsive machine for a while!

So here's a tip - don't install the Office 2008 update (12.0.1) during a Time Machine backup!  Responsiveness is reduced a tad.

I filed a bug report with Apple.

Saturday, 8 March 2008

Thursday, 7 February 2008

Operator? Get me Bugs Bunny

Ever wanted to play the Looney Tunes theme on your phone?  Dial this number: 901293645555

It works best if you can programme the number and dial it that way. 

(Probably doesn't work on mobile phones.)

I wonder what other tunes can be played?

Wednesday, 23 January 2008

Leopard? Bored now.

Leopard is old hat. It's been out for a few months now. I'm bored with it. We need to move on.

First, please take part in my poll. What do we think the next version of OS X will be called?

Secondly, does anyone have any ideas (as wacky as you like) as to what the next big features in OS X will be? We've had Fast User Switching, Exposé, Spotlight and Time Machine. What's next? What would you like to see?